Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 01, 2012
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Cathy: I need some sunglasses with good protection. Saleswoman: Certainly. These protect the eyes from glare while hiking at 15,000 feet...These protect the eyes from wind and peripheral light while biking at speeds of up to 20 miles per hour...These protect the eyes from dilation fatigue for long-distance runs over 10k...These protect the eyes from UVA, UVB, UVQ, UVX, Y and Z... Cathy: $375.00?!! Anything to protect my eyes from the price tag? Saleswoman: No. But if you'd looked at it through these while scaling the sheer wall of a granite cliff, you wouldn't have so many squint lines...
Why why why is Cathy shopping for her style of sunglasses at the department store? Two words Cathy — drug store. Hiking at 15,000 feet — like on the way to the peak of K2? Sigh. Good thing I’m a gentleman or I’d tell Sales Lady what to do with her $375 sunglasses.
We slept out in sleeping bags last night. LMB is still inside of Aaron’s — with Aaron by the way, who wants to be Mr. Lazy Bones all morning. 7:00 a.m. on a nice summer day is enough motivation to get me up and out.
Morning Susan hope you’re not baking. Will I think about lightenup this morning? Nah. Hello Cathyites far and wide. Happy Canada Day to our friends up North. I hope you’re well. Hi KFG not here overnight? Must be taking lazy lessons from Aaron.
(for tomorrow).