Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 06, 2012

Sorry, Irving, but it’s still controlling you. You’ll have to keep it shaved, and everyone knows exactly why you’re bald. You lose, Charlie Sheen, I mean Irving! ;-)p.s. How ironic that Cathy is commenting on his weirdness… Good morning, simpsonfan and whoever has posted while I took the girls to school while in the middle of posting…Good morning, Susan, legaleagle and Aaron!Hello to the later posters and lurkers… GsMom, KFG, Billy, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, tegm, Shyygirl27, catsarge10, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, Molly mcgee, Teresa and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!BTW, I can’t believe I didn’t think of “Other Half”! Duh! I don’t call my husband that, so I guess it wasn’t something that popped into my mind. I actually always call him Sweetie (hardly ever by his real name), even when I’m upset with him.

The Queen of Cathy’s Bizarro World nailed it. I guess she does have her lucid moments after all. Am I the only one who wants to smack Irving upside that bald ugly head?

Morning Susan probably arriving soon. lightenup you mean “Sweetie” isn’t me? Sigh. I’m crushed. I’m not sure I’ll recover. Sigh again. Okay, I’m better now. Morning / afternoon fellow Cathyites.

Irving may be in luck, this is a casual wedding. I’m seeing a ball cap,sunglasses and t-shirt and shorts as his wedding attire. Cathy won’t want to leave her house!!

Good Morning Aaron, Lightenup and simpsonfan2 and all later to arrive Cathy nuts. The weekend is almost here!!

Holy crap!!! I miss a couple of days online to get some work done around my house and something like this happens when I’m not looking!!!!! What on earth was Irving thinking when he did this?!?!? He knew he was attending the wedding of Cathy’s ex-fiance. He surely HAS to know how neurotic she is and how freaked out she would be for him to just show up on her doorstep right before that really huge event in her life with a SHAVED HEAD!!!!! Why couldn’t he just wait one more day (or however long it’s going to be) before experimenting with this ugly chrome-dome look??? Well, what can you do? Some men can be so stupid and insensitive sometimes! I’m with mollie05 on this one . . . given the “outdoorsy elegant” dress code Alex and his fiance have chosen for their wedding attire, Cathy should just give Irving a baseball cap to wear over that ugly, white, bald head of his and (hopefully!) no one will be the wiser.

Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr., Dr. K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, mollie05, AnonaMona, catsarge10, millie p, soonergal, Bronzepony, Molly mcgee, simpsonfan2, Shyygirl27, Violet Bay, AndiJ, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, summerdog, ruizuno1, Wolf Emperor, FinnyGirl, ellisaana, marmar in MI and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, it’s really great to “see” you all and if you’re new here . . . WELCOME TO CATHY’S NUTHOUSE!!!!! GLAD YOU’RE JOINING IN ON ALL THE FUN!!!!! ;-)

I’ve missed everyone here over the last few days but I fully intend on being back here tomorrow so I’ll be “seeing” you all again then. Bye for now!!!!! ;-)

Women want to nuture everything. Men dump anything that gives them any grief!

You’re right, Irving. You win. Nut Job of the Day — Day 2 and Counting. Do you want fries with that?

Hi evening crew — rgcviper how goes it? hendelca busy as ever? lindz.coop nice to have you here again. serenasakitty and kittycatpawsare okay with you as well?

For once, I agree with Cathy (in the last panel).

@BillyLife is busy but good. Yourself?

It’s almost Friday, everyone.

Hi Cathyites!! Strange Aaron — there is no “reply” button on your post — only your post — all the others have one. Anyway, you might have to stand in line to smack him upside the head.

Thanx for the shout-out Billy!!

For all those who suggested a baseball hat — maybe just a bag.

Hi to all my cathy family.Hi DR.Billy i’m fine thanks for asking.How are you and Aaron doing and of course LMB: )Hi lightenup how’s the kids are doing good in school?I tell ya Irving really should cover that bald dome of his the light shining off of it is blinding LOL