Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 06, 2014
July 05, 2014
July 07, 2014
Transcript:
Blonde man: Hot dog or tofu dog? Cathy: Tofu dog. I'll get the taste of summer with all the health benefits of plant-based protein. Blonde man: Regular tofu dog or lite tofu dog? Cathy: I'm already committing to a tofu dog! Isn't that healthy enough?? Blonde man: The lite tofu dog has 50% less fat. Cathy: I don't want a healthier alternative to my healthy alternative! Just a regular tofu dog on a multi-grain bun! Blonde man: The regular multi-grain bun or the low-calorie multi-grain bun? Cathy: Regular, tofu dog! Regular multi-grain bun! And fat-free potato salad! Blonde man: The regular fat-free potato salad, or the fat-free, egg-free, potato-free potato salad?? Cathy: STOP IT! STOP GIVING ME HEALTHIER CHOICES!! Blonde woman: Whew! Someone has a chip on her shoulder! Blonde man: Did you want the regular low-fat chip or the low-fat, low-sodium chip?
Take all these choices today – then add gluten free options too. Way too many choices. Glad I can eat anything with the only side effect being weight gain.