Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 08, 2015

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Male coworker: Jewelry bought! Card sent! Flowers ordered! Dinner reservations made! For once, I'm completely ready for Valentine's Day! Charlene and Cathy: Wow! Cathy: What did you get her cat? Male: Her cat? Cathy: You don't have anything for her cat? Male: I'm supposed to give a Valentine to her cat?? Charlene: It wouldn't to have to be from you. Her cat's valentine could be from your dog. Cathy: Except that implies a lack of commitment. Ideally your dog would give her cat a valentine and you would give her cat a valentine! Charlene: Unless she has two cats. Each cat needs its own, unique valentine from each of you! Cathy: You'll blow the whole relationship if you try to slide with a group cat gift! Male: Then would I be done??? Would everyone be happy??? Charlene: Unless there are fish involved... Cathy: Also, what's your dog getting your girlfriend's mother's bird? Male: Totally ready, completely unprepared... For her. For him. For them.