Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 08, 2021
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Saleswoman: The mature woman does not need to run out and buy new lipstick to be kissable on February 14. Cathy: Thank you! Saleswoman: The mature woman needs to buy lip filler, lip primer, lip fixer, lip hydrater, lip sealer, lip volumizer, lip smoother, lip finisher, lip concealer, lip toner and lip brightener. Cashier: Welcome to Valentine week! Time to put your money where your mouth is!
And every item costs at least $15-$20…not for me. A little lip balm…maybe tinted if I’m going someplace special.
Got my vax on Friday, so may be getting out of prison in another month. There won’t be anywhere to go, but at least I can get an iced coffee and a Greek salad…oh yes and go to the dentist for the first time in 18 months.