Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 08, 2021
February 07, 2021
February 09, 2021
Transcript:
Saleswoman: The mature woman does not need to run out and buy new lipstick to be kissable on February 14. Cathy: Thank you! Saleswoman: The mature woman needs to buy lip filler, lip primer, lip fixer, lip hydrater, lip sealer, lip volumizer, lip smoother, lip finisher, lip concealer, lip toner and lip brightener. Cashier: Welcome to Valentine week! Time to put your money where your mouth is!
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
I see what you did there.
summerdog almost 4 years ago
Chapstick is all I need.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…and in the next isle, lip zippers for men.
alexius23 almost 4 years ago
A g/f was at my place & she asked permission to look in my bathroom cabinet. She came out, semi-glared at me & sniffed “men”. Next time I was at her place she opened her bathroom cabinet & it was bursting with makeup & such whereas mind was pretty bare…
RobertaPyle almost 4 years ago
Since I retired and we have been dealing with Covid I have pretty much quit wearing makeup. What’s in our cabinet is aspirin, prescription meds, band-aids…
gobblingup Premium Member almost 4 years ago
After all that, she’ll look like she’s wearing those wax lips. I think Irving isn’t going to want to go anywhere near those lips for a Valentine’s kiss. Keep it natural with only some lip balm. You should be attracting your partner, not scaring them.
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hendelca Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I am male and that sounds like way overkill to me. With all that I think I would be kissing artificial lips.
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Gretchen's Mom almost 4 years ago
Just lip balm for me these days. With rarely anyplace to go and being all masked up when I do, I don’t bother wearing makeup anymore since no one can see much of my face anyhow.
As for my husband, we’ve been married for 32 years and he’s NEVER had any trouble what-soever kissing my lips without all that “waxy” junk on them so, if that were me, why would I go to all the trouble — not to mention expense! — of buying that kind of stuff just because a pushy saleslady (who’s obviously working on commission here) tells me that as a “mature woman” I HAVE to in order to have kissable lips for him on Valentine’s Day?!? No. Just no.
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Hi, rgcviper! :-)
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mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
You would be absolutely amazed at how little time men spend looking at women’s lips – even without the masks.
rgcviper almost 4 years ago
And the snowball effect has begun …
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lindz.coop Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And every item costs at least $15-$20…not for me. A little lip balm…maybe tinted if I’m going someplace special.
Got my vax on Friday, so may be getting out of prison in another month. There won’t be anywhere to go, but at least I can get an iced coffee and a Greek salad…oh yes and go to the dentist for the first time in 18 months.