Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for April 22, 2021

Okay you kids have fun.

There gonna be some mauling in the mall tonight..

Or go fishing for preys.

They’ll have a ripping good time.

They’re really going to get trashed.

Brown bears aka grizzlies have an undeserved reputation for predating humans. In over 120 years since 1900, there have been only 72 documented fatalities in North America attributed to them. We are far more likely to be killed by lightning on a clear day than by a brown bear. By comparison, man’s best friend, dogs, kill 30-50 people annually in the U.S. And topping the list of dangerous creatures, drunk drivers kill over 10,000 people every year.

Bring me back a couple of haunches, will you?

They are not going to let you walk around the mall bear-assed.

Okay, but don’t be late getting back. We are going with the Wilkinsons to the dumpster buffet.

At home with The Berenstain Bears.

They’re going to visit a large hammer?

Which maul? The Darth Maul.