Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 22, 2024
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Transcript:
Abby's mom: I have four kids in six sports, all with Saturday events. (sigh) And I never even played spors. Woman: Maybe so - but you're All-State as a sports mom. Abby's mom: I want a banquet and a trophy.
I played football, basketball, baseball, tennis, golf, wrestled, ran track, played organ in the marching band, participated in gymnastics, drama club, was in VICA, DECA, played tiddly-winks, was on the yearbook team, and was hall monitor. My parents had to drive me to all those events uphill, both ways, through blizzards during heatwaves.
That’s probably why I was an only child.