Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 18, 2024
Transcript:
Abby's dad: Wow, this must be the biggest grill ever used for a tailgate party. Jerry: I'll have it towed to the soccer field parking lot the day before. It takes a good 18 hours to get this thing up to temperature. It'll cook enough beef brisket, pork ribs, hamburgers, sausages and chickens to feed an army. It's fully automated. See that tank there? You fill it with barbecue sauce and it basted everything as it cooks. Abby's dad: What's this thing in the back? Jerry: That's where you insert the cows and pigs. There's an adapter for the chickens.
What could possibly go wrong?