Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 18, 2024
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Transcript:
Abby's dad: Wow, this must be the biggest grill ever used for a tailgate party. Jerry: I'll have it towed to the soccer field parking lot the day before. It takes a good 18 hours to get this thing up to temperature. It'll cook enough beef brisket, pork ribs, hamburgers, sausages and chickens to feed an army. It's fully automated. See that tank there? You fill it with barbecue sauce and it basted everything as it cooks. Abby's dad: What's this thing in the back? Jerry: That's where you insert the cows and pigs. There's an adapter for the chickens.
Ravenswing 3 months ago
… and you can also throw in overly overbearing soccer parents. (Tastes like chicken!)
timbob2313 Premium Member 3 months ago
What could possibly go wrong?
Ellis97 3 months ago
Jerry is such a pretentious show off. No wonder Dawn is embarrassed.
ajr58(1) 3 months ago
My Traeger Envy has hit new heights
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
A pretty grill is like a melody.
poppacapsmokeblower 3 months ago
Texans build these for personal use. I visited with a guy in Lubbock who was building his own. He did the steel cutting, welding, and fitting. Only problem he ran into was the trailer he bought couldn’t handle the weight of the smoker and fuel (wood). That meant adjusting (cutting and rewelding) the bolt down points for the bigger trailer he had to buy. I’m not sure he’s still married.
greenlynn Premium Member 3 months ago
I predict many terrified children seeing how we really get beef, pork and chicken.
InquireWithin 3 months ago
“Hey ma, I kicked my ball into that grill-thing on accident.”
“Where’s Jennifer?”
“I think she went to go find it…”