Close to Home by John McPherson for November 09, 2013

Believe it or not, they actually have a toilet like this. Google “Twodaloo”.

This was also an SNL skit back in the early 90’s.

Well, I’ve heard of DANCING cheek-to-cheek, but this….

Ah, romance at a lower level.

SNL skit from 1991. http://screen.yahoo.com/love-toilet-000000389.html

Till flush do them part…

This is funny as it is, but one thing I would add would be a giant sized commercial roll of TP for one of the “stations”.

…and fifties, with very long bathtubs against the wall for urinals.

There is Sooo much to be said for privacy!

Lemme guess, that got old real quick. :P

In real life,1 roll would be over the top and the other out from under.

Honey, your gas smells like roses!

One HUGE problem – neither have tanks, how could they flush??

Sometimes I wish the comics had a soundtrack; for this one I can just imagine playing “We Go Together” from Grease.