I had a guy once robbed a local store. There was a customer already in line, so he picked up an item and got out a $20 bill like he was waiting to pay. When the customer left, he put down the twenty and said, “This is a robbery. Give me all your money.” The clerk had just made a drop, so all the guy got was seven dollars. And he ran out without his twenty. So he paid $13 to rob the store. Detectives in the next town looked at the video and said, “Yeah, we know him. That’s Bobby. He’s not too bright.”
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Give it back to him…one bullet at a time.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Today’s edition of Dumb Crook News.
Amra Leo over 8 years ago
“I had a note around here somewhere…”
J Short over 8 years ago
Soon after Andy let him go, Barney took up a life of crime.
jbduncan over 8 years ago
Don’t make fun of dyslexics!
xeacons over 8 years ago
Nah nah, you guys are doing great. Teller, you put you hands down, and crook, you put your hands up… until the cops come.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
I had a guy once robbed a local store. There was a customer already in line, so he picked up an item and got out a $20 bill like he was waiting to pay. When the customer left, he put down the twenty and said, “This is a robbery. Give me all your money.” The clerk had just made a drop, so all the guy got was seven dollars. And he ran out without his twenty. So he paid $13 to rob the store. Detectives in the next town looked at the video and said, “Yeah, we know him. That’s Bobby. He’s not too bright.”
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Doing it’s best to be the worst!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
There’s a reason some tools are in the back of the shed.Unless you live in a high crime area, then they’re in front.
PAXBrit over 8 years ago
Still remember the guy here in PA a few years who passed a note saying “I have a gum”.