Close to Home by John McPherson for December 10, 2018

Evelyn Wood had a stroke trying to keep up with the competition.

Thus gleaning nothing from any of them…

Ha! It’s a scam to impress the girls! All 3 are the same book. Don’t ask me how I know…

I will bet that someone, somewhere, claims to be able to do this already.

Will have crazy dream sequences as his brain tries to combine all three stories into one messed up story behind closed eyes.

And his comprehension is zero…

You can get “Whispersync” from Amazon so you can use a Kindle and audiobook (of the same book) at the same time: https://www.audible.com/ep/wfs?ref=a_pd_Were-G_c1_wfv&pf_rd_p=52918805-f7fc-40f4-a76b-cf1c79f7d10a&pf_rd_r=T5DB5Y6TSZMPY2V7RJP7&

Why would anyone want to read more than one book at the same time?

The plot thickens.

Kyle probably texts while he drives.

What’s a “book”?

The audio book is “The Little Engine That Could” and the braille one is “The Pokey Little Puppy.”

This strip makes no sense on several levels. Is that a first?

And doesn’t have a clue what was in any of the books.

Is Kyle’s middle name “Sheldon?”

Then his book report has Winston Smith leaving the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in order to have Lolita to himself on the road.

“The Wrath of Dates, 1984.”

I would be happy if my students just read ONE book at a time. Or just one book. Ever.