Close to Home by John McPherson for January 21, 2020

Be careful Bleeb. If he moves the chair back just a little it could hurt you.

Hey, a bucks a buck!

It’s the udder syndrome.

They produce sour cream, don’t they??

In other words, they want you to study Moody Bossie.

MOOO-ve over Elsie, I’m comin through….

The cartoonist still remembers his chart of elements! Nice touch.

One of the know-it-all folks around here needs to check that Periodic Table and make sure it’s right.

At first glance, I thought that chair was moving forward on hoofed feet.

If you found out why all of your buddies kept disappearing, you’d be mad too.

Okay, now. Admit it. How many of us nerds checked out the Periodic Table on the board? And how many think the one behind the blond fellow’s head should be Db (Dubnium)? (The one two rows above might indeed by Nb (Niobium) with part of the b missing.)

Cows still miffed over Gary Larson’s retirement?

Where can I find someone to snarky comments to Bessie? (Hmmmmm… let me think )

He must be pretty cheesed off…

And this, after being booted off the Angry Birds Project…

Did a pretty accurate rendering of the periodic table until #41 and then it gets messy…

Can I qualify for that grant? I already know what causes that, it’s cold hands.

My family thinks that I’m an udder failure.

Bessie looks a little “cheesed” off…she must’ve missed out on the “Cows-gone-mad” vacation in Florida.

Did you know that people exposed to ‘Mad Cow Disease’ (aka BSE) by eating meat in the UK during the late 80’s are still not allowed to donate blood?

http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html (NSFW or delicate ears)

Someone needs to research why that grant guy has huge thumbs!!!

Laugh out loud funny.