Close to Home by John McPherson for March 05, 2020

I think that’s,Bleeb up on the curtain rod,but not sure.

Reminds me of Mr. Haney from “Green Acres”.

Just as Jaskier was about to serenade her.

I think princes can sometimes order beheading, too. This would be a good time.

I’ll have to sleep on it.

And we have proof positive that J.M. actually DOES have the ability to draw non-ugly people!

Is that Prince Charming or a lounge lizard?

Jack pot.!Take the offer Princess. It will be a nice nest egg for when Prince Charming there decides your last years model. Come on dude. He snuck in and ‘kissed’ a sleeping beauty!

I like Hank’s suit. Very stylish.

We’re a little busy here Hank.

How to not succeed in life.

I’m thinking he needs to talk to the wicked queen, instead…

ZONKO-SNOOZE. Ask a doctor before use if you have any of the following conditions: boyfriend in blue tuxedo; used car salesman in goofy plaid suit; weird-yellow-alien-bug-thing on your curtains. DIRECTIONS: GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY…IT’ll JUST BE A DREAM! Temporary discomfort may occur.

Oh joy, Hank the kissing toad has come to save the dear princess.