Close to Home by John McPherson for April 14, 2020

2042? I thought it would be much earlier.

Shouldn’t they have taken South America first?

Yes, but not Brazil, strangely enough.

And here we thought it was China taking over the world. Even Alaska has surrendered on this prophetic map. Bleeb is like hey, FedEx and UPS are still going strong with their deliveries, what happened to Amazon express? And why isn’t Mars in the picture? Are you guys alienists?!

with Amazon’s current price gouging and big brother decisions on mailing I expect, and hope, they will be badly wounded during this crisis.

Amazon has already taken US 2020!

Amazon is sort of the ‘East India Trading Company’ of today. “It’s just good business.”

Asia, at least, should be marked Alibaba

This ain’t that far fetched! ;o{

Will Amazon replace the Postal Service that Trump is destroying?

“And kids, if you look over on this side of the map, you’ll see where we are located. You’ll notice the map just says “United States”…that’s because our wonderful President Bezos thought that the “United States of Amazon”…you know… “U-S-A”, was just a little pretentious. Oop, there’s a delivery drone right now, wave children, everybody wave!”

Bleeb is keeping an eye on things.

That’s a relief. No we won’t have to worry about the Amazon being depleted.

Does Trump know about this? If not, please tell him.

Is this another example of time travel or is this little alien going to hang around for another 70 years.

What, they didn’t buy Iceland!

This is the daily indoctrination in the Amazon School System.

So why the 2015 clothing???