Close to Home by John McPherson for April 16, 2020

The way things are right now. That’s one high stakes poker game.

Great Scott, what a Charmin group of guys!

You are on a roll Strob! It must be great “two-ply” your wit so freely!

Now I know where all that toilet paper went to.

I work in a grocery store and it’s sad that I could see this becoming a reality.

Gonna hurt to watch your winnings go down the drain.

Looks like the guy with the winning hand is on a roll.

It would make more sense if they were playing craps!

Too rich for my blood.

Hey! somebody is sheeting!

I’ve had it with all the toilet paper jokes. They stopped being funny after about five minutes.

Okay, it’s not art until you do this with Dogs.

Buncha wusses. We play with guns on the table!

According to the news bacon strips will be the next bet of value.

LOL!

Toilet humor…

Green T.P. !!

I’m glad to say this is no longer an issue around here – plenty of rolls.

‘Cotton Tush’…wasn’t she Peter Rabbit’s main squeeze?

“I call, whaddya got? I got a Straight Flush! Too bad, I got a Royal Flush!”

even Bleeb wants in on the fun

Wonder whats on Bleeb’s mind

The strip implies that 7 sheets of CottonTush are worth more than a whole roll of Angel Fluff, since in poker it doesn’t make sense to call a big bet, then raise a miniscule amount. That Cotton Tush must be REALLY good TP!

Bwahaha little do they know I have an Charmin up my sleeve….

Read ’em and wipe.

I figure I know why toilet paper is in such demand… bored people playing with their pets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2syg10o3A0

I fold.

Potty humor!!!

So the mob is behind this.

Someone’s going to clean up.

I went to a store in upstate NY on Monday and they had toilet paper. I went to a store in PA on Thursday and they had toilet paper. Heck, I was even able to buy hand sanitizer yesterday. Shortage jokes are getting old.