Close to Home by John McPherson for July 08, 2020

Don’t bother I’m going to pass on them.

Another try will probably only compound the problem.

By then it will be a postscription…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9s2ayNU204

I think you took that scrip for nitroglycerin a little too literally.

That reminds me of a time many years ago where the local NAPA Auto Parts store was able to take automotive paint, mix it with the proper amount of solvent, and put it into aerosol cans for those of us who didn’t have proper spraying equipment. When I went to pick up my order, after a lengthy delay, the desk clerk appeared with a cardboard box containing my spray cans, and his hair and shoulders a bright Tahoe Turquoise color. Seems there was a slight mishap in the filling process.

Perhaps it is time to get a second opinion.

Of course the robo call from the walmart pharmacy wasn’t updated, prior to her arrival.

“Yep…yep… mmm-hmm…mmm-hmm.. here it is… heeeere’s what I did wrong! Hoo-boy, do I feel stupid! That says two parts “GUM” powder!”

The Doctor did say that there might be side effects.

Must’ve involved something carbonated

The pharmacists RXperimenting with the mixture

We ran out of eye of newt.

About the only way they could justify the educational requirements and salaries for pharmacists is if the pharmacists actually had to make the meds from scratch.

So… A Heart patient refilling NitroGlyceryn?

Uh, you might want to call your doctor and have him change your prescription.

And to think, it’s a vaginal suppository!

“Also, could you swing by Aisle 3 and bring me some Bactine. Much appericated”

Must be a Walgreens