Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2020

Bleeb timed traveled to 2805 as well. Catching a ride on, what is that a flying dog.

Probably an Airdale.

It must have suppressed his metabolism for about 800 years too. Rip Van Winkle would be jealous. (On the other hand, astronaut Frank Poole was revived 1000 years after being killed in 2001; he’s not impressed.)

What? No flying monkeys?

what a shame……he missed 2525.

foolishly?

Red Bull must be the new “fountain water” there

Hey, my fifteen minutes of fame.

Look out! The piiiii ….

Never wash down melatonin with a bottle of antihistamine cough syrup.

…aaand still no flying pigs.

Well, at least the pigs aren’t flying.

Good morning 2805, It’s going to be a good year.

Wow, remember when we thought 2020 would NEVER end??!?

I’d be happy just to wake up in 2021.

Flying cats have been around for more than a century. Remember that the Wright Brothers made Kitty Hawk famous.

Sooooo, bird dogs in 2805?! (Huh-huh, bird dogs!)

The real question is… are there still Murder Hornets!?

Mr. Blumenfeld, what BIG eyes you have! Hi Little Alien Dude! Hang on, Bleeb! :)

And his house is still standing with no giant skyscrapers nearby? And where are all the spaceships and hover cars?

I wonder what culture, society and politics are like in 2805. Remember, Disney’s 1960s-era Tomorrowland only stressed technological, not social changes.

I love melatonin.

What no beard