Close to Home by John McPherson for February 18, 2021

Bleeb is keeping an eye on Dalcon. Trying to see what he’s going to do.

Oh, it looks like Dalcon is up to no good. Bleeb is watching from afar off wondering what evil it is that he will do next.

Watch out drama llama, and be prepared for some serious spitting.

Don’t create drama llama, just give her the spit and be done with it! ;D

Ewwww

I wouldn’t stand there if I were you, Bleeb.

Como se Llama? At least she didn’t ask for Alpaca cigarettes!

So this is a Spit Toon?

Won’t work, It has to be YOUR spit!

Llama Llama Spit Spit! (Sorry, it’s a reference to a kids’ show that my nieces like to watch.)

Is the spit necessary for the recipe? Is it added to enhance or spice up the flavor?

Is it meant to impress the in-laws? Is it added to help speed up the digestion process or make it softer (for the older folks)?

Or is there a more sinister motive?

Is she spit roasting her inlaws??

Gross. I actually don’t like llamas too much because of the way they spit. So rude!

ROFL, All of your comments are SOOOOO funny :D

Llama have to think about it

Andes happy to oblige!

Llama in the headlights

Two bleeps today

Okay. That just pegged my “ick” meter. …snicker.

Just go to any major league baseball game. Lots of spit to collect.

Sure, no problem…Do you want it in the cup or in the face?

Ewww. I’d have milk instead

Is that for icing?

“Oh dear lord, oh my gosh! You said a cup of “SPIT”… I am so, sooooo sorry! This is sooooo awkward!”

(ಠ_ಠ) Okay, I just broke the “ick” code!

Oh my baking yak!

With the amount they spit, can you imagine how bad it would be if llamas chewed tobacco?

I know I’m no match for grandma cooking, she used to hack up such nice green lugies.

I thought their spit was reserved for spats.

That’s one thing a llama will never run out of.

Hi Little Alien Dude! Stay safe!

Fer cryin’ out loud, just substitute a BEER!!! :)

One word: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t eat the cake if a llama made it! :)

Does the llama baseball team’s pitcher throw spitballs?