Close to Home by John McPherson for May 27, 2021

That would make it easier for the porch Pirates

Annnnnnnd if you’re a REALLY big Amazon customer, your packages are delivered by Jeff Bezos himself! ;D

Working from home they are paid less than the minimum wage: more money for poor, poor Jeff.

The bugs seems happy….

No more drones?

That looks like Bleeb in the upstairs window because he’s smiling, but which other critter is it in the lower left? I can’t tell. On the one hand, it has only two hands, so it might be Dalcon, but it’s not grey, so it might be the other one. Or is it yet a fourth critter?

If Diana Prince bought a book about South America online, does that mean she would have bought a book about the Amazon from Amazon, for an Amazon?

Do I see two Bleebs in the wondows?

Don’t give them any ideas.

I see you peaking out the window

The Amazon supply chain is indeed monumental. Not complaining. Admiring.

So now we can just take what we want as it rolls by our houses without paying? But—but how will porch pirates get their exercise now?

“Honey, is that Amazon with the bug spray? …’cause we’re knee-deep in these yellow bugs… they’re just all over the place!” シ

(PS: Dalcon appears to be goin’ topless! Now, now! Settle down! I mean topless as in Beverly Hillbillies topless… “no hat”….)

The neighbor’s dog left a "package for Dalcon. Hi Bleeb!

I don’t know about a conveyer belt, but the Amazon Prime van is in front of our place very frequently.

Don’t give them any ideas……

And thereby infuriating the neighborhood by blocking everyone’s driveway.

Pretty sure one of those would go by my house.

Bleeb’s looking happy. He must not know Dalcon’s in the house as well.