Some funeral directors thrive on their casket business! In your grief, they’ll lead you to the most expensive and guilt you into buying one for your loved one….
Umm show room man this casket seems to be occupied. It’s has some well dress sleeping dude with fangs that has a metal spike in his chest. Seems uncomfortable. Let’s see if I could remove it….
OK – my serious comment of the day: I never bother with those. “A Chance” to win something means you most likely won’t. Give me something for my trouble – a free sandwich, slight discount, .50 off, etc. (We now return you to humorous comments)
When my Uncle passed away my Aunt went to buy a casket. She asked the mortuary salesman if there were any last year models or demos! She bought a discounted casket. My Uncle didn’t complain.
Leojim about 3 years ago
Sweet, now I can get the deluxe coffin with all the bells and whistles. You know, the dead ringer thing LOL.
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
All you can get for $500 is a cardboard box.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Perfect for Black Widows everywhere.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Some funeral directors thrive on their casket business! In your grief, they’ll lead you to the most expensive and guilt you into buying one for your loved one….
geese28 about 3 years ago
Umm show room man this casket seems to be occupied. It’s has some well dress sleeping dude with fangs that has a metal spike in his chest. Seems uncomfortable. Let’s see if I could remove it….
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Have you ever seen the “official” KISS coffin?
spaceagesoul about 3 years ago
Salesman looks a little over excited about showing customers around.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
I been dying to take a survey like that.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder if I can get a casket with a racing stripe?
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
J. Cronin. Any relation to Joe Cronin of MLB fame?
Dobie Premium Member about 3 years ago
Solution:
Giant Amazon box, lined with padded envelopes from eBay, sealed with tape from Etsy!
Five bucks!
You’re welcome.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
If I’m not satisfied after 30 days, can I return it for a full refund?
paranormal about 3 years ago
Also, “Take advantage of our Buy one, Get one FREE”!!!
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
OK – my serious comment of the day: I never bother with those. “A Chance” to win something means you most likely won’t. Give me something for my trouble – a free sandwich, slight discount, .50 off, etc. (We now return you to humorous comments)
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Is she there for a dress rehearsal?
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Must be present to win.”
:)
jrdub Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hey…what are the 1st 3 letters in Funeral?? FUN!
Zykoic about 3 years ago
When my Uncle passed away my Aunt went to buy a casket. She asked the mortuary salesman if there were any last year models or demos! She bought a discounted casket. My Uncle didn’t complain.
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
They’re building my pyramid now, next to Khufu’s. But twice the height.