Close to Home by John McPherson for August 19, 2021

Aha!

Reminiscent of cuts in a fan belt and small holes poked in radiator hoses.

How they get return customers.

Diabolical yet ingenious

Well, I suppose crooked mechanics need to eat too. Eat this grease monkey.

I had a friend who took her car 3 times to the shop for a loud noise when she drove before someone took off the hubcaps and found rocks there. Since it started at her house, we assume a neighbor was playing a joke on her.

Shouldn’t that sign in the window be backwards? Unless they’re working on the car outside.

Rotate the air in tires $30

Change blinker fluid $25

Grease muffler bearings $40

Gotta love it when the sensors fail and your car won’t move! Nothing like computer technology to cost you a lot.

My mechanic must not have one of those. Whenever I take our car in due to a strange noise, it never happens when the mechanic is doing the test drive…

Not a big surprise there.

That should arouse suspicion since it started when he left the repair shop. Best to take it to another one.

Where I live they hired teens to smash car windows at night, or even did it themselves u til they got caught.