Close to Home by John McPherson for March 05, 2022

Hey, Bleeb’s got a new job driving Big Rigs!…”A little more to your right buddy. Easy, Easy, That’s it..”

Clever Doug! Let’s hope people seize the opportunity to purchase at your store!

It literally means “Shag The Carp.”

“Doug’s Rugs” sounds more like a place that caters to men looking for a hairpiece.

Tie Rack should change their name to Carpe Jugulum.

So what is Latin for: there’s a bug in your truck?

(I know, I know, it’s not a bug! We covered that yesterday!)

So clever! Better copyright that !

Car Pet Die. M . ..shudder. Sounds ominous to me. I’m liking Doug’s Rugs more and more.

Bleeb driving that truck?

Moving next to Bob’s Burgers.

But do you get charged per diem?

I’m sure that somewhere in this great nation of ours, there really is at least one business named “Carpet Diem”. People are wonderful like that.

Novel….

If he doesn’t pay his taxes will his business be siezed?

And way far better than Doug and Mable’s Rugs…

Seize the Doug!!!

And Austin Powers will open up a carpet shop called The Spy Who Shagged Me.

buy alot for the fiber.

But still not as profitable as ’Doug’s Drugs’.

his name is Matt

I like it!

NYC used to have “Michael’s Cycles”. I wonder if it’s still there.