Close to Home by John McPherson for May 09, 2022

Who needs flippers when she has feet like that?!

I can see the likeness.

What huge feet you have my dear

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to get a head!

Bleeb is drowning! Help him!

That guy must be a BIG Rolling Stones fan.

Who would have guessed that?

Somebody wrote a song about that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbbC0PMzQTg

Easter Island? He’s a descendant and head of the Stone family

He’d make a great security guard

And he gives great…

(Nah… not going there!)

Wow! I think I got thrown out of a bar by that guy.

Better not lie down, Todd; not sure we could get you upright again.

You don’t wanna be behind him at a traffic light…

… the movies

… a ballgame

… the opera

Need I go on?

Big head Todd! He should form a band…

ka-irony

then Todd should be wearing a red hat!

It won’t last. She will soon realize that it’s difficult being with an egotist.

It’s OK to be proud of where you are from as long as you don’t get a big head about it.

One thing sure, no one on that beach is going to be kicking sand in Todd’s face.

I figure she dug him up from somewhere.