Close to Home by John McPherson for May 11, 2022

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Well he’s sort of telling the truth.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    a very salty answer!

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Mr. Potato Head

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    Hi, Bleeb. Things are looking up after yesterday. Dalcon is nowhere to be seen and maybe a stray chip will fall off the conveyor and provide you with a tasty snack.

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    j_m_kuehl  over 2 years ago

    Potato Chip are like car companythey are very good at making air bags.

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Going over a high mountain pass in the Sierra Nevada’s, I reached over the seat to retrieve a bag of ’tater chips. Rather startled to find it very firmly inflated!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Stretching the truth is one thing, but … Glatz … well known?

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    …And she led him to believe she works for ‘Apple’ when in reality she works on her fathers farm picking apples.

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    Wirepuncher   over 2 years ago

    A chip maker talking to a chippie?

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    He’s gonna be a keeper

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    Glatz = Lay’s and Utz

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I would be way more impressed with the potato chip factory. There is pretty steady work there and the company store would be way tastier.

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    Working at a chip foundry is probably about as glamorous. Line work is line work. Just a different uniform.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was a Media Distribution Officer for a major news corporation…

    … oh okay, I was a Paper Boy. ツ

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    Is this the same guy who puts Easter eggs in software and cookies in my computer?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ok. I’m calling from Microsoft and our last shipment of chips from you had multiple boxes that only had a few chips in the bottom…is that normal?

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    random boredom  over 2 years ago

    A nice way to sugar coat … or maybe BBQ flavor coat the job description.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    You devil you….

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    Its all in the name. Like an associate at Wallmart.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    So you work in China?

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    MissyTiger  over 2 years ago

    Crisp joke.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    What about the chips used in Vegas? How are they protected from counterfeiting? Or do the chips have chips inside?

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    ars731  over 2 years ago

    You ok there Bleeb?

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    Bet you can’t eat just one!

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