Behavioral profiling. Watch what people do, not what they look like. The 9/11 hijackers walked up to the ticket counter in small airports in Maine. They paid in cash for one-way, cross-country connecting through flights with no bags to check. Each of those is a red check mark on a list of suspicious behaviors. The total should be a clanging bell: SEARCH THIS GUY.
Don’t fault the poor TSA schlub who checks you through in any airport. They are the entry-level staff, and they’re paid to match. They are just poor working stiffs like everyone else, trying to do a stressful and thankless job dealing with the public, and for the public’s benefit. They are only doing what they have been trained and ordered to do by others, and it is not easy. If you have ever had any sort of imaging test, like a CAT scan or MRI , take a look at the image(s) and ask yourself if YOU could recognize everything in it? That’s what gazing into those carry-on bag imagers is like.
Went on 6 baseball vacations with a buddy. He got wanded 3 times, me none. After the third, I got the hint and that was the last time we went on one. TSA must know something I figured.
I was once pulled out of line because “we detected cocaine on your hands.” Absolute lies. There was no possible way to detect cocaine just walking through a scanner. I was strip searched. Idiots. I told them I had just finished a job interview and was going home. If there was any cocaine on my hands it probably came from the rental car steering wheel or the money I used to buy lunch. They never swabbed my hands. I showed them my letter confirming the interview, a stack of resumes, the rental car receipt, the hotel receipt, and my ID. What a bunch of morons. They had absolutely no cause. I told them I didn’t care what or how much they searched, just don’t “lose” or damage any of my property and don’t make me miss my flight.
allen@home over 2 years ago
Bleeb likes hanging out close to the ladies. Don’t look up wouldn’t be nice.
C over 2 years ago
Another victory for the Terrible Security Agents
AllishaDawn over 2 years ago
Chucky had a lot more hair, and better clothes.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Please no strip search, this is a family comic (even though Bleeb IS a little pervert)
eromlig over 2 years ago
Makes as much sense as anything those morons at TSA decide to do.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Behavioral profiling. Watch what people do, not what they look like. The 9/11 hijackers walked up to the ticket counter in small airports in Maine. They paid in cash for one-way, cross-country connecting through flights with no bags to check. Each of those is a red check mark on a list of suspicious behaviors. The total should be a clanging bell: SEARCH THIS GUY.
Don’t fault the poor TSA schlub who checks you through in any airport. They are the entry-level staff, and they’re paid to match. They are just poor working stiffs like everyone else, trying to do a stressful and thankless job dealing with the public, and for the public’s benefit. They are only doing what they have been trained and ordered to do by others, and it is not easy. If you have ever had any sort of imaging test, like a CAT scan or MRI , take a look at the image(s) and ask yourself if YOU could recognize everything in it? That’s what gazing into those carry-on bag imagers is like.
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Good work, Bleeb! You are perfectly positioned. Enjoy. (You adorable little pervert, lol)
Doug K over 2 years ago
Don’t object. Don’t resist. Don’t be a dummy.
derdave969 over 2 years ago
Scan-Tronic looks like a repurposed Orgasmatron.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Went on 6 baseball vacations with a buddy. He got wanded 3 times, me none. After the third, I got the hint and that was the last time we went on one. TSA must know something I figured.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
An unfortunate resemblance, but I think she’s right. Keep him covered Ninny.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
And you are the lucky winner of the Strip Search of the Day!
manowarrior over 2 years ago
He doesn’t look like chucky.
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hoo-boy! Here comes the cavity search!
(GREEN PLAID ALERT!)
DM2860 over 2 years ago
“I get that a lot”
geese28 over 2 years ago
Check his pockets for knives or gaudy overalls
RobinHood over 2 years ago
Tough being Jon Gruden
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
No worries, Sir; I left my chef’s knife at home.
paranormal over 2 years ago
That’s as good a reason as any…
drycurt over 2 years ago
I was once pulled out of line because “we detected cocaine on your hands.” Absolute lies. There was no possible way to detect cocaine just walking through a scanner. I was strip searched. Idiots. I told them I had just finished a job interview and was going home. If there was any cocaine on my hands it probably came from the rental car steering wheel or the money I used to buy lunch. They never swabbed my hands. I showed them my letter confirming the interview, a stack of resumes, the rental car receipt, the hotel receipt, and my ID. What a bunch of morons. They had absolutely no cause. I told them I didn’t care what or how much they searched, just don’t “lose” or damage any of my property and don’t make me miss my flight.
wongo over 2 years ago
Nini is stepping om bleebs left foot!
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Seems fair.