Close to Home by John McPherson for May 18, 2022

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb likes hanging out close to the ladies. Don’t look up wouldn’t be nice.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Another victory for the Terrible Security Agents

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    AllishaDawn  over 2 years ago

    Chucky had a lot more hair, and better clothes.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Please no strip search, this is a family comic (even though Bleeb IS a little pervert)

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    Makes as much sense as anything those morons at TSA decide to do.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Behavioral profiling. Watch what people do, not what they look like. The 9/11 hijackers walked up to the ticket counter in small airports in Maine. They paid in cash for one-way, cross-country connecting through flights with no bags to check. Each of those is a red check mark on a list of suspicious behaviors. The total should be a clanging bell: SEARCH THIS GUY.

    Don’t fault the poor TSA schlub who checks you through in any airport. They are the entry-level staff, and they’re paid to match. They are just poor working stiffs like everyone else, trying to do a stressful and thankless job dealing with the public, and for the public’s benefit. They are only doing what they have been trained and ordered to do by others, and it is not easy. If you have ever had any sort of imaging test, like a CAT scan or MRI , take a look at the image(s) and ask yourself if YOU could recognize everything in it? That’s what gazing into those carry-on bag imagers is like.

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    Good work, Bleeb! You are perfectly positioned. Enjoy. (You adorable little pervert, lol)

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Don’t object. Don’t resist. Don’t be a dummy.

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    derdave969  over 2 years ago

    Scan-Tronic looks like a repurposed Orgasmatron.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Went on 6 baseball vacations with a buddy. He got wanded 3 times, me none. After the third, I got the hint and that was the last time we went on one. TSA must know something I figured.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    An unfortunate resemblance, but I think she’s right. Keep him covered Ninny.

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    And you are the lucky winner of the Strip Search of the Day!

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    manowarrior  over 2 years ago

    He doesn’t look like chucky.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hoo-boy! Here comes the cavity search!

    (GREEN PLAID ALERT!)

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    “I get that a lot”

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Check his pockets for knives or gaudy overalls

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    Tough being Jon Gruden

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No worries, Sir; I left my chef’s knife at home.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    That’s as good a reason as any…

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    drycurt  over 2 years ago

    I was once pulled out of line because “we detected cocaine on your hands.” Absolute lies. There was no possible way to detect cocaine just walking through a scanner. I was strip searched. Idiots. I told them I had just finished a job interview and was going home. If there was any cocaine on my hands it probably came from the rental car steering wheel or the money I used to buy lunch. They never swabbed my hands. I showed them my letter confirming the interview, a stack of resumes, the rental car receipt, the hotel receipt, and my ID. What a bunch of morons. They had absolutely no cause. I told them I didn’t care what or how much they searched, just don’t “lose” or damage any of my property and don’t make me miss my flight.

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    Nini is stepping om bleebs left foot!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    Seems fair.

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