Close to Home by John McPherson for May 30, 2022

Dude you need to find a windshield or something for that bike.

He must ride a bug-cycle

So many pesticides anymore this wouldn’t happen.

He must have to ride through a meadow.

That’s right, you start your workday hot tired and sweaty with traffic soot on your face. No thanks.

If only, insects are dying out. Fewer and fewer. If this continues this will create food sortages that with starvation resulting in world wide famine.

And didn’t anyone ever tell you how to strain the bugs through your teeth?

What’s that little yellow creature next to the guy who is talking? It looks like it’s waving.

Looks like he got bugged this morning.

Nothing like eating bugs for breakfast.

He’s the new fly-Uber

That guy must be a noobie! When I ride my bicycle, my one-legged pet frog, Iggy, rides on my helmet! He takes care of any and all bug problems I encounter.

You might be thinking… Wow! That’s REALLY unsafe for a frog! That’s probably how he lost his leg! Well, you’d be wrong! Ol’ Iggy is extremely valuable to me at bug eradication… and you just don’t eat a frog that valuable all at once.

My motorcycle jacket and helmet looked like that decades ago during the monarch butterfly migration. Now you’re lucky to see one during the migration time. June bugs were worse – they hurt when they hit at 70 mph.

Ain’t it the truth?!? Ain’t it the truth!!!!

E-bike, scooter, or motorcycle maybe, but I’ve only gotten hit by or accidentally inhaled a random bug or two in the past 11 years of cycle commuting/pleasure riding.

Bike? More like motorcycle!

The Green Movement recommends this for all of us who can’t afford a $40,000 electric vehicle.

And I thought it was hygiene issue, maybe it is now.

This comic bugs me, I’m bugging out

Male sex. Female sex. Insex.

The picture of Dorian Gray.

Ah, Spring is in the air… and bugs!