Close to Home by John McPherson for June 13, 2022

Hard to bury yourself in that ball pit.

One lump or two?

they took their kids safety for granite!

Looks like the next guy is going to try it with a down pillow…or chicken feathers…or maybe just a dead chicken pillow? The race for scientific advancement goes on….

Must have continued to be popular, They’ve worn down so we now know them as sandboxes.

Can anyone make out what that white thing is next to the guy standing on the right?

Ow.

“Okay kids, take a break, it’s time for a snack… your dad brought a chicken! Sooooo, grab a rock!

Early cracked ribs

For some reason, I think that looks like fun. I sense Darwin staring at me.

Ball pits were not so fun back then. Kids sheldon … I mean seldom … wanted to play here more than once. “Bazinga!”

Bazinga

Looks like a surefire way to pitted balls

Better than tripping while walking over hot coals.

Bleeb doesn’t exactly look happy about being there…

You don’t even want to know about early dodge-ball contests…

Two little balls broke

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Bleeb looks like he took a turn in the ball pit.

“Hi, I’m Mike Lindell…….”

That had to be before personal injury lawyers.

I guess they had to cobble something together

“Everybody must get stoned!”