Close to Home by John McPherson for May 22, 2023

Um we think we’ll pass on this one.

Uh oh, where’s Bleeb? He was here a minute ago….

they tried to breed and Aardvark and an Akita but the Ardbark was just too noisy!

It pairs well with a duck-billed platypus.

The Pet-Shop of Dr. Moreau.

Looks like it’s vacay time for Mac and Bleeb with a 2012 repeat. So, we have to go play in our rooms. ツ

Health Factoid:

During periods of changing weather, such as Winter to Spring, where the season can go back and forth from cold to warm, we sometimes experience symptoms of a dry throat and dry sinuses. A well known treatment for these symptoms is to gargoyle with a salt water solution.

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That thing sure has a weird tail.

Now that’s some serious cross breeding

Huh. Well dam. Now I want one. I don’t really have much of an ant problem but lady meeting opportunities boggles the mind.

Good thing they didn’t cross a shih Tzu with a bulldog. I would hate to see what a bullshihtz looks like.

Ahh so you’re responsible for the Flerken….

Wouldn’t it keep bringing the ants back?

What fresh he||is this? HAHAHAHA

Not exactly a babe magnet.

Or for ant people with dog problems.

Looks like bleeb got a little too close to the antriever.

John, looks like Antreiver nailed ol’ Bleeb…

This sounds like just the pet we need. We occasionally have an ant problem. Spare me the clever GEICO commercial, too! ;-p

And strong stomachs. Ew!