Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2023

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I understand sir. I’ll have her back by 11.00.

Run away!

I find it hard to believe that there are no embarrassing pictures of that dad available. 2 can play at that game.

I’ll have her back right now. Bye!

At least he wasn’t picking someone else’s nose…

You can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friends nose!

Notice:

We here at Autocorrect just saw where NASA released a statement several days ago that said “an Asteroid the size of 18 walruses is to pass by Earth on Sunday, May 21st.”

Since NASA has taken to measuring things in walruses, we have no Autocorrect for this and have accepted it as a new measurement standard. We will also try to form an example for your Autocorrect dictionary.

EXAMPLE:

“Have you ever noticed that as we get older, we tend to shrink a walrus or two?”

Your friends at Autocorrect

It looks like David picked a Roman one.

But the photo was obtained FROM Facebook. No matter; the date’s over now that she’s seen the picture.

Oh she isn’t getting back untill well after 2 am. Go ahead. I dare you. Let’s get it overwith and then it’s my turn.

FB is like TikTok…lethal

1am?? Never had that late of a curfew set on a date. It was always 10pm, maybe 11 if it was a weekend.

Still interested in picking this guy, Sheila? Hehehe

You mean that photo shopped one that l would allege was altered by you….

The modern day version of dad sitting on the porch cleaning a shotgun.

Might be scarier if anyone his age was still on Facebook.

1 am seems a bit late to prevent anything questionable the two might be planning to do.

WOAH!!! A fate worse than death.

They sure picked the right photo, but did he pick the right nose? At least he picked her up at her house, and looking at her he really wasn’t all that picky…(Thanks John)

She knows how to pick a winner. :)

You can tell it’s an old “Close to Home” because there’s no Bleeb, and someone’s trying to eat their own shirt.

Well, that’s OK because my nickname is Booger.

My dad always said, nothing good happens after 9 P.M.

That Facebook post could go viral. ♪♫The diggin’ picking booger boy of company B♪♫

1 am curfew? Nothing good happens after midnight.