Close to Home by John McPherson for October 08, 2023

now that’s a horse of a different color

going for the tribal look.

Must be real hard to tattoo hair.

Looks like “Family Fued” is over.

That is true love and commitment.

Just remember: on the carousel of time, the painted ponies go up and down…

What about unconditional love?

Only if they are Māori, but I’m certain they will give you a few extra credits for effort.

Passing…

Family, smaily, I love you just the way you are. ☺️☺️

Should have just gotten someone to color its hair. Underneath the hair, the skin of zebras is black. [Might (also) want to get a tail “implanted”]

Hi, Bleeb. Welcome back. I missed you, little buddy.

I can’t see a Zebra without hearing Larry the Croc from Pearls!

“Hullooo, Zeeba Neighba!”

(No offense intended @ZebraStripes)

Don’t forget the usual “I love mom” heart

Horse’s noses look nothing like that. Can this artist advance one iota past his art talent of a 6yo?

Nope, they hate tattoos.

If he wants to be a zebra, he’ll needle little help.

Maybe once the ink dries we can talk about you also switching religions.

The things we do to fit in.

After this, sure hope the relationship works.

Are zebras black stripes on white or white stripes on black?

An a s s is still an a s s even with zebra stripes…

Reminds me of the Smothers Brothers song about Herman and Sally. Herman was a lobster, and Sally was a crab. “Oh, crabs walk sideways, and lobsters walk straight, and they won’t let you take her for your mate.” Worth looking up if you haven’t heard it.

Don’t forget to get the butch cut for the mane!

Bleeb’s back! Happy day!

Fun fact: zebras are black with white stripes