Close to Home by John McPherson for January 03, 2024

I still wouldn’t be standing that close.

Stand directly in front of him where it’s safe.

Was it a Drive-Thru clubhouse ?

That’s how I am with Pool.

I wouldn’t mess with him. He has a mean left hook.

The cosplayers at the renaissance festival were getting lots of offers for their costumes.

No Bleeb today?

Since John and Bleeb are still on vacation, and they’re doing some handyman stuff around my house for extra cash, that gave me a chance to upgrade some older software and add some new applications. I installed a new Word Processor with a new spell checker, but I don’t think it catcheese all my mistakes!

F. O. R. E. !

Everyone on the course has been forewarned that he’s playing today.

Heh, I know a left-handed golfer named Paul, just like this guy!

how about you don’t stand IN FRONT of him

I can see they’re built some body armor around them… must be really bad. :J

Ha! Love those shorts, John!

May be a lousy golfer but an excellent sharpshooter

If the guy in the center takes a shot to the face it’s all over.

Hope he’s not on the second tee, or that is some dogleg.

Given his grip and his stance it’s not surprising. Get some lessons Paul.

Golf balls don’t kill people, people kill people by playing golf…

The only reason they’ve tolerated him this long is he buys the rounds at the 19th hole.

I like the idea of a suit of armor on the golf course! But note, only one of these guys has appropriate coverage for the family jewels.

And boy, those drives must be erratic indeed; the guys with protection are standing behind him!

They’re so scared, they’re about to have a stroke.

Good one! Smart move!