Close to Home by John McPherson for February 07, 2024

Was Dave on a bicycle ?

which one is Dave?

tried to buck the system!

What did the deer do to deserve it?

Poor baby!

Oh deer!

No I didn’t, the deer hit me.

Dave learned the hard way: shoot a dear, but don’t hit a deer.

I am surprised that there is not a lawyer talking to the deer

Where does the deer work?

Shhhh! Call…our…lawyer!

In the ambulance… the deer admitted that he did it for the insurance!

In my deer/car accidents at least half of them involved the deer running into me.

Nothing compared to the lawsuit the reindeer that hit grandma had to face.

Who is Dave? I’m here to see Blitzen.

All right, Bleeb. There are a couple of observational opportunities in the room.

Driving slowly down the street looking to the left at neighbors on front yard looking at something across the street. I don’t see anything till I hit the something. Big buck deer. $3000 damage. He left some fur. Saw him the next day, looked okay. I was okay, wear my seatbelt. Cops were disappointed as no venison for them.

Looks like the deer won.

Most deer don’t survive after being hit!

A man hit a deer near my house and came to my door and asked me to call police….the police came and went into the woods and found the deer badly injured ….. the next thing I heard was a gun shot..☹️☹️

His horoscope today must have read: “Expect a surprise. Big bucks seem to come out of nowhere.”

And you both end up in the same hospital room? That’s hilarious!

The doctors will be coming for the deer soon – I sense some fresh jerky for everyone!

So what is that blue stuff going into their veins. Yuck!

Dave was triggered. Last Christmas, his grandma got run over by a reindeer.

I hope he pulls through. Dave too.

Looks like Dave got the worst of it, he must have been driving one of them smart cars.

On the way home from work?! Just exactly what does that deer do for a living?!

Oh, deer!

In retaliation for what the deer did to his grandma….

Oh, dear.

LOLS