Close to Home by John McPherson for September 14, 2024

Pull the plug… on the T.V.

The eternal struggle.

To mow or not to mow, that is the question….

“Can I do it in a little while? … Gilligan and the Professor are about to build a telephone out of a coconut!”

“Re-purpose”?!?! Why? Are they admitting to making an error on his original purpose??

At least he’s not hooked on his cell phone.

Watch out, Bleeb!! You look a lot like a potato chip!!

But, he needs some motivation.

Aw, but he’s doing such a good job at keeping that chair from floating away!

Good idea.

Bleeb is chip-shaped. Watch out!

Mow or GO!

careful when you eat a chip and… is that a tuning knob on the tv?

Hopefully they can get their deposit back.

It starts with the parents from day one……..

You need to get some sun, son.

For how much?

Bleeb’s likely to get eaten next.

uh…yeah… good luck with that…

Now you know how he is around machinery.

It’s a shame with kids today, what parents have to do to get them to help at home! Lazy @sses!

Turn mowing the lawn into a video game with a screen above the steering wheel and it will be done in no time. I recommend keeping any dogs or cats inside, though.

John McPherson must live in Corpus Christi, Texas. They are inside and out, poor houses to mansions and even hospitals.

Bleeb, be careful he could think you’re a chip.