Close to Home by John McPherson for February 07, 2025

Isn’t that great news, Mrs. Goldberg?

Dr. MacGyver saves another patient.

‘Operation paper clip’ is always more suspect than ’operation hockey tape. ’

The copper tubing has degaussed her husband!

When did MacGyver become a doctor?

What is he (the husband), a faucet?

Dr. Franken what?

In the movie it was stainless steel ball bearings instead of marbles.

When you’re out of supplies, ya go with what ya got!

Modern medical techniques! Gotta love it!

What can’t you fix with duct tape?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

No WD-40?

Maybe he’s a robot!

No bubblegum! It’s a miracle.

“The surgery was a success. The anesthesia wore off halfway through, but thankfully your husband is easily distracted by random objects.”

Handyman Dr. Hank Withers at your service.

The doctor is in for a major lawsuit if he didn’t use barb wire to hold it all together.

This surgeon must be related to Lincoln and his 1967 Volkswagen van.

Man, the quality of Tyrell Corporation’s androids has really gone downhill since Musk bought out the company.

pull through from what? :\

Dr. Red Green.

Healthcare once the medicare and medicaid cuts start.

Must have been a plumbing issue.

Dr. Jerry Rig M.D.

All kept in one drawer.