Close to Home by John McPherson for February 07, 2025

Isn’t that great news, Mrs. Goldberg?

Dr. MacGyver saves another patient.

‘Operation paper clip’ is always more suspect than ’operation hockey tape. ’

The copper tubing has degaussed her husband!

When did MacGyver become a doctor?

What is he (the husband), a faucet?

Dr. Franken what?

In the movie it was stainless steel ball bearings instead of marbles.

When you’re out of supplies, ya go with what ya got!

Modern medical techniques! Gotta love it!

What can’t you fix with duct tape?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

No WD-40?

Maybe he’s a robot!

No bubblegum! It’s a miracle.

“The surgery was a success. The anesthesia wore off halfway through, but thankfully your husband is easily distracted by random objects.”

Handyman Dr. Hank Withers at your service.

The doctor is in for a major lawsuit if he didn’t use barb wire to hold it all together.

This surgeon must be related to Lincoln and his 1967 Volkswagen van.

Man, the quality of Tyrell Corporation’s androids has really gone downhill since Musk bought out the company.

pull through from what? :\

Dr. Red Green.

Healthcare once the medicare and medicaid cuts start.

Must have been a plumbing issue.

Dr. Jerry Rig M.D.

All kept in one drawer.

“… at least long enough to pay the bill.”

Ha! And he’s worth every penny.

They believe in holistic medical care.

Duct tape fixes everything. Or you can Suture Self.

MacGyvering it in the OR? His malpractice insurance carrier will give him a discount for his ingenuity.

good thing there’s a Home Depot, Walmart, and a Staples nearby for supplies!

All of those will show up on the bill as well!

Bleeb! Get the surgeons autograph! I always wanted one from Dennis the Menace! He saved the day with the contents of his pockets! :)

What did he do with the frog, I wonder? :)

Her husband must be the Tin Man!

Intensive Care?! You’d think the hospital could afford something better than tents to care for their patients!

It’ll never hold. You forgot the screws. :)

Does he come with a homeowner’s warranty?

In that horsepital, the urologist is a plumber, and their orthopedist is a welder.

The right equipment for the right job I always say……

Angus Macgyver was the head surgeon, The Professor from “Gilligan’s Island” was the head consultant and Violet Baudelaire was the head nurse.

Shouldn’t that sign say “Operating Room” instead of “Intensive Care”?

Has help from the A-team?

Woow. If it took more than Duct Tape it must be serious!

Is she married to Mr. Potato Head? Or is it Todd in his photocopier costume, unbeknownst to the surgeon?