Close to Home by John McPherson for March 05, 2025

Would that be considered a-saltine her?

So, after he cracked her neck she went on to star in a Monty Python skit.

Dibs on the drumsticks!

The doctor calls it the ‘Twist and Shout’, because when he twists, the patient shouts. Though I am guessing that this patient will squawk…maybe.

Ugly knees, for sure!

A left wing or right wing might be helpful for icy conditions.

Wonder how long it would take to work on an 18 foot python?

….maybe she’s just got a cramp in her wing….

OH NO. I didn’t want to LIKE it, but I couldn’t help myself.

Funny!

Speaking several languages makes her a Pollyglot.

Bleeb’s there for an adjustment. :)

There’s gonna be a rack-et.

That cracked me up!

Insert “Phil McCracken” joke here.

I don’t think so. More likely Polly would “crack” the doctor. Behold the size of that beak!

Painful pun.

I’m sure she misheard Polly