Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 20, 2009

Dang Poncho psyched him out again.

Good going, Poncho!

Appliance gifts are sure losers! Go with the useless jewelry!

Yes you are a dead man, Chazz! Nice smirk, Poncho!

The wonders of psychological warfare.

Little Poncho didn’t forget the dinner party.

It could help if it’s a really really expensive vaccum

Sorry, but, I WANT a new vacuum. My hubby will be a dead man if I DON’T find one under the tree Christmas morning!

We just discussed this on “For Better or For Worse” last week. Yes Chazz you are a dead man, you shouldn’t have taken Poncho’s advice unless like Jahosacat, she asked for one.

I avoid all “Woman’s Work” devices and go for small and sparkling.

Wait a second, a band saw isn’t for “Woman’s Work” and she can’t throw it at me.

Send donations in lieu of flowers.

A vacuum cleaner for Christmas sucks.

I thought dogs were afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Now you’ll have to give her a key chain…with a special key attached.

chasm, two views on that:

A) Poncho is willing to risk a vaccuum cleaner if it leads to a Carmen-free (and cat-free) home; sometimes you have to lose now to win later.

B) Poncho knows that this vaccuum cleaner is never going to be used…

He should have bought Carmen some non-orange clothes.

My mother asked for and received a vacuum for Christmas.

The Christmas that my Mom recieved a vacuum was not a happy one…….

Lewreader, guess what’ll be the first thing she cuts off with her new bandsaw!

Bad dog! Bad!

Yeah it figures. Carmen’s wearing orange pajamas! She never wears any other colour.

C’mon. A dog asking for a vacuum for christmas? I don’t think so.

Excellent ‘ChessMove’ Jedi-Poncho! Keepin’ a ‘one-up’ on catlady Carmen, huh!