Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 15, 2012

You mean, stop speaking your punctuation, silly creature! —And wipe that lipstick (?) off your multiple faces! Sheesh!

RE: Merged photos, I think the first one is Cary Grant + George Clooney, and the last one is James Dean + Robert Pattinson

Looks like a slightly more respectable cousin of Pizza the Hut..

@INGSOC

Exactly right.Had it not been for her, these big mouths would never have had their 15 minutes of fame.Should have remembered that fame is fleeting.They’ll be out of work tomorrow for their mouthiness.

Re: Blog (lionesses+cub)

Long nights of wild carousing have their consequences.

Re: Blog (happy rice)

Some like sitting in hot stew.A most energising experience, am sure.Haven’t tried it yet, but am now inspired to.

I think that is quite far enough to go , thank yu very much

The Baloop family has more problems than just speaking their punctuation ellipsis

Have fun, be punctual.

Re: HAPPY RICEI told you to stop playing with your food.

good morning tadpoles periodhappy coma happy coma happy exclamation point exclamation point exclamation pointless than bracket letter greater than bracketyour right coma this is ridiculous period period periodless then bracket letter more than bracketbut Victor Borgia would approve period

The artist of the red bike on the Blog is named Juri Romanov. http://www.etsy.com/listing/77284670/bicycle-13×19-poster-wall-art-print?atr_uid=7699478Google Images is omniscient.

Czech sumo guy is awesome.

I preferred the version with “Stop speaking your pronunciation” .. it had a certain zen-like quality ..Oh well, I guess I will survive one more day without enlightenment.

Am I the only one who finds this comic vaguely obscene? (Not that I mind!)Or was that obscenely vague ..??

There do seem to be a few different “Frog Blogs” in the search engines; from frog news to education. Think I’ll stick with this one.

,!

The Gospel According to St. Sabrett

Who punctuated their equilibrium?

OOOPS! the inner child-of-the-past escapes once again!

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?None. The universe screws in the lightbulb, and the Zen Buddhist stays out of the way.

Ketchup on mashed potatoes?

Just bring me along, I can light up my right eye.

I hope the burn isn’t serious, Teresa!

RE: PLOUGHSHARE TORTOISENo wonder its endangered. There aren’t too many people turning their swords into ploughshares, anymore !

Get well soon Teresa. Hope your burn heals fast and the pain has diminished. 8-)

BTW – I have heartburn. Do you think swallowing an ice cube would help?

Hope you feel better soon, Teresa and that the burn is not serious.

Comma, comma, comma, commacomma chameleon…

Proposal from the New TDL (Tortoise Defense League):

Indisputable Fact: No.1 There are too many wars, uprisings, insurrections, insurgencies, coups, police actions, etc. (not to mention the War on Poverty, the War on the Middle Class, the War on Women, the War on Sugary Drinks (but, apparently, only those sold in single serving quantities in excess of 16 ounces), and the most recent War to End All Wars).

Indisputable Fact: No. 2: Swords are implements of war (watch an old Errol Flynn movie if you don’t believe me).

Indisputable Fact: No. 3: Plowshare Tortoises are nearly extinct (I know because I read it on the Internet).

Indisputable Fact: No. 4: The world has many problems, but a plowshare shortage is not one of them (How long has it been since your neighbor knocked on your door and asked to borrow a cup of sugar and your plowshare? I rest my case).

(Now to the proposal part) What if we turned our swords into Plowshare Tortoises instead of just plain old plowshares? Fewer swords mean fewer sword fight injuries, the risk of flooding the market with an overabundance of plowshares is greatly reduced,Teresa gets credit for saving the Plowshare Tortoise from extinction in the wild, and Bob’s your uncle!

Respectfully submitted,

/s/ Rotifer

Teresa, nooooI’m so sorry you’re burned (I can understand you being burned at the treatment you’ve been getting from the Google guys, but this is way different). Heal fast, we need/require our daily quota of creativity as only you can deliver.

Teresa, ow! Hope that hand heals up quickly.

Teresa, if the burn has blisters it may be 2nd degree and since it’s on your hand you may need to get medical help, or so the mayo clinic site advises: "If the second-degree burn is no larger than 3 inches (7.6 centimeters) in diameter, treat it as a minor burn. If the burned area is larger or if the burn is on the hands, feet, face, groin or buttocks, or over a major joint, treat it as a major burn and get medical help immediately. "

I burnt my thumb several years ago when an electrical plug malfunctioned and arced. It formed a big blister and though it healed, now I can no longer keep a callous there, the skin layer just peels off. That is a serious embuggerance for a guitar player.

hope your cartooning hand gets better soon, Teresa…. I’ll hold good energy for your healing….. and fed the turtles a little bit, too

WHY DO I KEEP READING THIS???