Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 26, 2012

Whatever it takes to spice things up, eh?

Ooooh ! We are a bit kinky, aren’t we ?

He has such a nice square butt, that he really looks the part.

Hope Carl doesn’t miss his flight ( of fancy ). Talk to you all later on. Good night/morning to y’all.

The book will be called Fifty Shades of Bald.

Luella is such a Bossy Britches. Are all the women on Ballard Street like this?

Carl’s looking forward to the customs search.

So Carl likes a bit of rough handling, and Gloria’s willing to play. It’s not a crime…

Rule 34 of the internet: “If it exists there is porn of it.”

Maybe Carl found the page for “people-as-rolling-suitcases porn.”

No harm, unless Gloria tries to lift him, and strains her back…. but that’s why he has wheels.

And Coyoty’s right.And wait till Gloria finds the lacy underwear he packed….and they watch the in-flight movie.

Meanwhile, today was not the lazy day I planned….

I’m still trying to get caught up.It’s getting late, but while I’m winding down, I think I’ll wander down to the Tiki and see whether there are any daiquiris grinding in the grinder.

Anybody making music at this hour?

How are you fixed for bananas, Monkey?

Careful – He might be packing.

Oh, my….I have “sympathy pains” in my knees right now just thinking about Carl’s poor knees! And this is why the Ballard St. Orthopedics and Dry Cleaners is doing such a land-office business!

“Keeping your knees moving and your pants creased since 1998.”

This guy’s got it all wrong…

Carl says: “You are one with the suitcase…..BECOME the suitcase!”

No PLEASE. I want to ride in the overhead bin not the cargo hold with the others. They tease me too much. Man I love Ballard Street. Makes me laugh every day

I think they’re ready for the Roller bag Derby.

I guess she got tired of him calling her an old bag.

I work a weird shift too. 10:30 to 20:00. I read a few at night, a few more in the morning, the rest in the evening while I’m waiting for the next day’s to roll over, at around 23:10 MDT. (We use 24-hour time at work, so I’ll use it here and make people do math in their heads.) I have Wednesdays off.

that is some crazy kinky stuff Carl is into

Last week Carl pretended to be a Taylor guitar but the experience was too heart-wrenching, hence the less stressful roller bag option.

Carl is VERY lucky that Gloria hasn’t seen this fine product(available at Stels Ballard Street AT&T Store for $16.49)

no more miss-behaving luggage, I’m thinkin’…..

CAT CARRIER. Absolutly sick. I am trying to stop laughing now to even type this. That was great.

odd

Noooooo not Heathrow!!!!

This “reminder” might sting a little…@ cleoandcompany.net

Good Monday morning Perro™ phans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JJrtHRDwk

PANCAKE Day!!

Welp… Been lucky so far, but 3 out of the 5 residents here have tested positive for the ‘Vid’ since Thursday. Miss my peeps having to keep distances and closed doors. Text is our friend.

Fortunately, the symptoms have been mild-ish.

Stay healthy my friends. (air) (((((HuGz!)))))

HI PLODS!