Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 04, 2012

That IM= You have a headache, I’ll help you. Or, in texting: U hve a headache, let me help u.

U R the Reson 4 my angr !

Twitter is a menace to society. Or at least the evolution of language…

Cuts down on your Inbox…..Love to see what he calls paying for a pizza….

It looks to me like the remaining guy with the spear is thinking that, in self defense, he may want to make a point of order…..sayin….

there must be an easier way to unfriend someone…

I call it assault with a deadly weapon. But then, I am such a liberal wussy.

It’s a big hit. Especially for those “knotty” messages.

The pummelee saw tweeting birds and called it Twitter.

I think he’s saying, “I love you”.

unfriending facebook..

His wife gave him the idea, um, headache.

I don’t know about the rest of the country but in NY we call it campaign ads.

Hey, Merle, want to join my club?

Get the message?

How to heal foot pain.

Something we’ve all wanted to do when in a restaurant, or movie theater, when “that” person is busy babbling away on their cell phone.

Expalins why I get a headache around “social” media

That whirring sound you hear is Marshall McLuhan spinning in his grave.

My Drill Instructor at Parris Island used a modified version of that in ’68.

The birth of social something…..or other…..and he will IM you right back!

Let’s go clubbing…!

Gee, I thought that was the origin of political advertising.No, wait – that was mud slinging.Both give me a headache.

The other guy has a spear, so I hope you hit him hard enough.

The puns are as funny as the strip today

Looks like an anti-social medium to me. But maybe he just wants his friends to join the club.

As spears can be “effective” over greater distances than clubs, maybe they’re the “long distance” version of the original net, actually?

THAT MESSAGE WAS ALL IN CAPITALS!

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Can I tweet somebody a fractured skull?

I got me a flu shot already

Social Media: The perfect platform to bash someone.

To paraphrase a politician a long time ago, the progress of evolution from George Washington to George W. Bush disproves evolution…

Wiley, you “whacky” guy, you! :D

I’ve heard everybody talking about this “Instant Messaging” thing and, try as I might, I just couldn’t figure out what they were talking about.

Then it hit me.