Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 05, 2012

the replacement ref called pass interference

Next time, Lio, get Wally Huesos the rest of the football uniform; padding and all.

I’m reminded of that scene from Jason and the Argonauts.

beat me to it- if only the Argonauts had footballs

Should have thrown it like Tony Romo, anyone can catch his passes.

Brittle hands.

Is Lio frustrated by his own ineptness or by Mr. Bones’s? Mr. Bones is kicking himself…thinking…dang I knew I should have practiced how to catch knee level passes….

Nutty notion, but why not use Dad as a replacement Lio?

Oh, drat.

My dad told me how when he was in high school they wouldn’t let him play football because he was 6’2" and weighed 160 pounds. I think this is what would’ve happened to him!

Ok… Take 2 of “skeleton takes handegg to the groin”.

That was a real rib-tickler! Very humerus. That receiver has a lot of backbone but no guts, oddly.

He — could — go — all — the — way! …down to the ground.

incomplete pass. Receiver didn’t have control of the ball.

Mr Bones don’t have the guts to play football.

you’re on fire today, Bones.

Uh oh!

I hate it when that happens.

These things happen.

Wrong call. Should have punted it to the coffin corner.

A pile of bones is all thats left of him.

“Some assembly required.”