We got a menu in the mail from a brand new, swanky Japanese restaurant that had just opened. I’m convinced that the food is truly authentic and that the folks that run the restaurant are also. They, however, did the menu themselves and the typos, mis-phrasing and mixed metaphors are absolutely hilarious!
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
That’s a combination of white and dark meat.
Joeboyzzq almost 15 years ago
^ You mean white and Blue lol
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Green eggs and blue ham?
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
It will still taste the same.
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Just ask Gargamel….smurfs taste fantastic!
hagmae almost 15 years ago
which smurf?
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Sounds good to me. Make that 2.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
A blue elf served on a bed of dirt just doesn’t sound appetizing to me.
Dkram almost 15 years ago
Remember, six Smurfs can be turned in to GOLD.
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joefish25 almost 15 years ago
Ah, Smurf. The OTHER blue meat…
SandyRoss- Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Roz can have a new slogan…Try the Smurf and Turf…It’s Smurftastic! Isn’t the new smurf movie coming out this year? She can have a tie-in!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Yeah, but the food may be more paletable to Cosmo. Just what he needed:a few more pound to add to that gut.
Finger-smurfin’ good.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
Everybody’s goin’ Smurfin, Smurfin’ U-S-Ayyyyy….
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
Sounds like the blue plate special!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Brings new meaning to cordon bleu.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I should have kept the Chinese restaurant menu that offered roast dick.
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
We got a menu in the mail from a brand new, swanky Japanese restaurant that had just opened. I’m convinced that the food is truly authentic and that the folks that run the restaurant are also. They, however, did the menu themselves and the typos, mis-phrasing and mixed metaphors are absolutely hilarious!
“…we did served George Bush to Salmon, grilled…”