We, in Texas, do exactly the same thing. We’ll take “excuse me, but where is the Kimball Museum?” and draw it out into a comical, flawed pronunciation, and then drag them from their fancy automobiles and beat them with bits of refuse and garbage.
At first, we were worried that this behavior would deter tourism, but we found that, taken to just the proper extreme, and using just the proper accent, it drew bored families in droves. We now flay foreigners with dead cats and possums and make good money doing it.
I suppose some folks dislike stereotypes, and you can say what you want about capitalism, but I just made $42 dollars for waving a dead raccoon at a fourteen year old girl.
FLIGHT SUIT about 15 years ago
That’s pretty cool!
margueritem about 15 years ago
Shear luck, sirrah, shear luck.
judyparka about 15 years ago
Somebody did that to me once, and I think it was that gentleman!
Steve Bartholomew about 15 years ago
Please, please tell that lady in the Frog Blog to not ever ever climb a stepladder while wearing spike heels.
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
Sheer luck, my danger-loving fellow! They’re probably just too law-abiding in that toney neighborhood through which you and Milady stroll….
sandboil about 15 years ago
barticle35: Is this why? http://tinyurl.com/ygc9fqr
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
Maybe it’s the ruffles you’re wearing.
zero about 15 years ago
Yeah, but what happens when you get to 1956?
MisngNOLA about 15 years ago
I was wondering about that pic on the frog blog. What would Jesus do?
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
…sew faa know bo-dee ‘ass’ bee-ton meup…
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
WWJD?
We Want Jack Daniels?
margueritem about 15 years ago
MisngNOLA, my interpretation of the card is that it shows Christ held captive by secularism and commercialism.
ottod Premium Member about 15 years ago
Happy holidays, Teresa.
seanb51229 Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good one rac0308 ! A tall glass of JD and I might be able to tolerate this holiday !
plight about 15 years ago
The one time I met a Prime Minister (of Australia) it went down exactly as T indicates above.
hymenoxis about 15 years ago
We, in Texas, do exactly the same thing. We’ll take “excuse me, but where is the Kimball Museum?” and draw it out into a comical, flawed pronunciation, and then drag them from their fancy automobiles and beat them with bits of refuse and garbage.
At first, we were worried that this behavior would deter tourism, but we found that, taken to just the proper extreme, and using just the proper accent, it drew bored families in droves. We now flay foreigners with dead cats and possums and make good money doing it.
I suppose some folks dislike stereotypes, and you can say what you want about capitalism, but I just made $42 dollars for waving a dead raccoon at a fourteen year old girl.
God Bless America.
hymenoxis about 15 years ago
Update….I just had to give a cop $20.00…plan accordingly.