Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 20, 2009

A better radar and he would’ve stopped on the dime! Could have feathered his descent for a softer landing.

Good Sunday Morning Thom Thom

So this is what they mean when they say he’s been nickel and dimed to death.

I’d say he needs to take it easy for a while, but isn’t change as good as a rest?

Good one Joe!

Heads, you win.

Tails, all over the place.

Did anyone mention tail feathers?

Well, if you are flying straight into the ground, you are bound to stop on something, and quite quickly.

ranks right up there with, “can turn on a dime and give you 9 cents change.” liked all the other puns inspired by this as well as the original.

He had a cash landing. He was able to break a bill.

lol cute one.

thom thom, sorry i havent been on in the last couple days

Did he coin the phrase “crash landing?”

I remember adds that used to say, “This car can turn on a 37 foot dime.”

Apropos to absolutely nothing at all, did Roman chariots used to stop on a denarius?