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No, no! The way to ask is first for the Ambien. Then, after she brings it to you, ask for the Tiger Balm. Wait till she’s back in bed before asking for the cookies and tea. That’s how it works in our house.
el8 over 12 years ago
Just whack him with a hammer.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
Yes, she would mind. Have your mistress get them for you.
cdward over 12 years ago
No, no! The way to ask is first for the Ambien. Then, after she brings it to you, ask for the Tiger Balm. Wait till she’s back in bed before asking for the cookies and tea. That’s how it works in our house.
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
Unless his legs are broken already he can jolly well get up and get them himself. “And while I’m up dear, would YOU like anything?”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yes.
Perkycat over 12 years ago
This is only ‘bliss’ if it works.
finch scout over 12 years ago
it’s like he lives at a hotel! and his wife is room service