Cards for all occasions Ernest says, "It's fopr a friend who's having an operation and it's going to be covered by his HMO. Would that be "Get Well" or "Congratulations"?"
Try good luck
God Question,Good Question!
It would be “Who’s your HMO?”
there is such a HMO?
It’ll be covered–but only for one day.
What country does his friend live in? Maybe a “wish you were here” card would be best.
Congratulations are definitely in order.
Used to be a joke about a HMO executive who died and came to the Pearly Gates. After considering all the evidence, Jesus handed down his judgment:
“Yes. It seems you can enter, but you can only stay with us for three days…”
I would send him one of each.
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poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
Try good luck
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
God Question,Good Question!
daleedge almost 15 years ago
It would be “Who’s your HMO?”
bald almost 15 years ago
there is such a HMO?
bmonk almost 15 years ago
It’ll be covered–but only for one day.
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
What country does his friend live in? Maybe a “wish you were here” card would be best.
1148559 almost 15 years ago
Congratulations are definitely in order.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Used to be a joke about a HMO executive who died and came to the Pearly Gates. After considering all the evidence, Jesus handed down his judgment:
“Yes. It seems you can enter, but you can only stay with us for three days…”
bobpeters61 almost 15 years ago
I would send him one of each.