Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 30, 2009

And 5 minutes was the most hideous date I ever had!

Did anyone say she was a good girl?

What were you waiting for?

For the guy to get a clue…

As if what she was doing with the swizzle stick wasn’t enough of a clue? Who was her date Dick Tracy? (Did I say that last part out loud?)

I like her.

I’ve successfully ended a date in 45 minutes: no physical contact involved, let alone gong-bong-humma-humma.

New flash, unless your obvious good portion of men usually don’t get the clue.

Where can I find a woman like that?

I think her name is Frederica von Tramp, colloquially known as “VaVa.”

I wonder if she knows Tiger?

Doesn’t everybody?

I like it when a date simply involves a good sexual romp. Who needs the frivolous spending of money?

EJ - define “good”

And what was once a sign of virtue is now a badge of shame.

Disgusting. Loose women disgust me. Wait for marriage.

I’m still waiting.

Thats such a feministic thing to say Radish.

Depends on the women.