Close to Home by John McPherson for January 07, 2010

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    svspatel  almost 15 years ago

    Hey, it works! what’s the fuss about?

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    ben_david  almost 15 years ago

    Should the instructions have told how to “make anything mysteriously reappear?”

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Did he or his wife use it?

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    dhumph  almost 15 years ago

    You will need to speak to our technical support, Rajeesh. Pick up the red phone over there and speak clearly and slowly.

    Please do not squeeze the phone too hard; you could make it disappear.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 15 years ago

    great if you had a big butt :) pounds just vanish away

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    I’ve heard of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, is this connected?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Must be an ACME product, just half-acid.

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    they should have read all the instructions before they started

    then again that would have taken all the fun out of it

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Birth control.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  almost 15 years ago

    DON’T RETURN IT! INSTEAD, SEND IT TO THE CAPITOL BUILDING AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    What treBsdrawkcaB (BackwardsBert) said. Priority overnight. It’ll be there before 10 a.m.!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Now they’re foot loose and pants free.

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    napaeric  almost 15 years ago

    Instructions? We don’t need no #$%^&&* instructions. Actually I think it might be really cool to read an instruction manual on making things disappear. I would probably start with my taxes and then my debts.

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