Close to Home by John McPherson for January 07, 2010

Hey, it works! what’s the fuss about?

Should the instructions have told how to “make anything mysteriously reappear?”

Did he or his wife use it?

You will need to speak to our technical support, Rajeesh. Pick up the red phone over there and speak clearly and slowly.

Please do not squeeze the phone too hard; you could make it disappear.

great if you had a big butt :) pounds just vanish away

I’ve heard of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, is this connected?

Must be an ACME product, just half-acid.

they should have read all the instructions before they started

then again that would have taken all the fun out of it

Birth control.

DON’T RETURN IT! INSTEAD, SEND IT TO THE CAPITOL BUILDING AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE!

What treBsdrawkcaB (BackwardsBert) said. Priority overnight. It’ll be there before 10 a.m.!

Now they’re foot loose and pants free.

Instructions? We don’t need no #$%^&&* instructions. Actually I think it might be really cool to read an instruction manual on making things disappear. I would probably start with my taxes and then my debts.