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Hey, it works! what’s the fuss about?
Should the instructions have told how to “make anything mysteriously reappear?”
Did he or his wife use it?
You will need to speak to our technical support, Rajeesh. Pick up the red phone over there and speak clearly and slowly.
Please do not squeeze the phone too hard; you could make it disappear.
great if you had a big butt :) pounds just vanish away
I’ve heard of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, is this connected?
Must be an ACME product, just half-acid.
they should have read all the instructions before they started
then again that would have taken all the fun out of it
Birth control.
DON’T RETURN IT! INSTEAD, SEND IT TO THE CAPITOL BUILDING AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE!
What treBsdrawkcaB (BackwardsBert) said. Priority overnight. It’ll be there before 10 a.m.!
Now they’re foot loose and pants free.
Instructions? We don’t need no #$%^&&* instructions. Actually I think it might be really cool to read an instruction manual on making things disappear. I would probably start with my taxes and then my debts.
August 21, 2015
svspatel almost 15 years ago
Hey, it works! what’s the fuss about?
ben_david almost 15 years ago
Should the instructions have told how to “make anything mysteriously reappear?”
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Did he or his wife use it?
dhumph almost 15 years ago
You will need to speak to our technical support, Rajeesh. Pick up the red phone over there and speak clearly and slowly.
Please do not squeeze the phone too hard; you could make it disappear.
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
great if you had a big butt :) pounds just vanish away
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
I’ve heard of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, is this connected?
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Must be an ACME product, just half-acid.
bald almost 15 years ago
they should have read all the instructions before they started
then again that would have taken all the fun out of it
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
Birth control.
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
DON’T RETURN IT! INSTEAD, SEND IT TO THE CAPITOL BUILDING AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE!
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
What treBsdrawkcaB (BackwardsBert) said. Priority overnight. It’ll be there before 10 a.m.!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Now they’re foot loose and pants free.
napaeric almost 15 years ago
Instructions? We don’t need no #$%^&&* instructions. Actually I think it might be really cool to read an instruction manual on making things disappear. I would probably start with my taxes and then my debts.